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Planet Readnofurther
'I do not believe in Readnofurther. Even if I did I wouldn't mention it to my friends. He's a bit embarassing isn't he?' (Fredric Bradner)Religion In Readnofurther's World
- Readnofurtherity 45%
(492,470,910 believers)- Amoriniity 5%
(54,718,990 believers)- Ascaridsism 18%
(196,988,364 believers)- Florinist 7%
(76,606,586 believers)- Gridingity 3%
(32,831,394 believers)- Hostagesist 17%
(186,044,566 believers)- Soddenlyist 5%
(54,718,990 believers)
Population : 1,094,379,802
World Ends : 10th Jun 2013
Nuclear Capable : Armenia, Gibraltar, Heard and McDonald Islands, Japan, Mali, Mayotte, Pitcairn Island, Saint Vincent And The Grenadines, Zambia
Nuked Countries : Heard and McDonald Islands, Pitcairn Island, Zambia, Armenia, Gibraltar, Mayotte, Saint Vincent And The Grenadines
Readnofurther's Wrath!!
- Since God does little else bar sit around and scratch His ass all day, He thought He would create some fun for Himself by blasting Cher records from the Heavens over Burundi for 24 hours subsequently rejoicing in His subjects turmoil. Local greengrocer Farr Ferris lapsed into a Cher-induced coma on the 07th Sep 2012.
- On 02nd Jul 2011 over 12,000 cows were killed in Grenada in a tropical monsoon which shook the country by storm, Readnofurther was quick to accept responsiblity for the disaster.
The Anti-Readnofurther
The Anti-Readnofurther was George Rundquist a 17-year-old man from Dominican Republic.
The Saviour
In the beginning there was Readnofurther. Readnofurther hated everything and everyone. That is why He sent his half-wit son Houle Hanauer to attempt to save both our minds and our spirits through poorly-guided yoga lessons.
This is the End
God decided that He had finally had enough of the world and took a mallet to his own head. After a month's worth of feverish bashing, the deity had died and the world had ended.
